Problems with Resources

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Several of my computers have been hit with hammers. I tell them they should be flattered by the complement, but they still have dents in them.

Computers in Dave’s office keep overheating. But I don’t think it’s anything to do with Dave having the heating on high.

Many of my processes are failing with specific error messages, but I think it’s just because they want to spawn new processes.

Dave’s programs just don’t seem to work well on some of my machines. But those machines should just Lean In.

A bunch of my computers came unplugged, so I threw them out and bought new ones.

I need to rewire my data-centre. Do you know anyone who will help if I buy them a cup of coffee?

We threw out all the computers of that type, but it doesn’t mean we have any problems with them.

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